WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes... my father and godfather
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Mom's funeral
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Don't know... haven't seen it since bootcamp. I print
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Hmmm... cappicola or roast beef
DO YOU HAVE KIDS? depends: do the cats and ferret count?
IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? HELL no: I'm an asshole!
DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Nah
DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Nope
WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? At one time, I would've. Now, no way in Hell.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Frosted Flakes
DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? if they have laces
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Yep. But I'll be showering tomorrow, so that should take care of it...
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Chocolate (you mean there's other kinds?)
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? their eyes
WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Only thing I don't like about myself is I'm too modest
WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Mom
WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? I'm barefoot, and wearing a black Utilikilt
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? I'm just finishing up some chocolate chips
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Some Eighties mix station: Martika's Toy Soldiers is currently playing
IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? something very bright and vivid, that would burn people's eyes out
FAVORITE SMELLS? My sense of smell is so atrophied from polishing for 13 years, I don't notice smells most of the time
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My friend Bob in Chicago, trying to arrange a ride for Squeeker to the hospital (LONG story)
FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? I don't watch sports. If it's something I play (paintball, shooting), then I'll watch for pointers...
HAIR COLOR[S]? Brown. Magenta at one point
EYE COLOR? hazel
DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Used to. Gave up on 'em
FAVORITE FOOD? Rare tenderloin
SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Depends on my mood...
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? To Wong Foo: thanks for Everything, Julie Numar
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? a black Lady Death tank
SUMMER OR WINTER? ok: I'm in Wisconsin. Our seasons run "almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction". I prefer "road construction", 'cause riding the bike through snow sucks.
HUGS OR KISSES? Depends: where are we talking about being kissed?
FAVORITE DESSERT? see above
MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? I don't expect anybody to "respond", since I'm not tagging anyone
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Take a Thief by Mercedes Lackey
WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? a cat: what else?
WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? We don't really watch TV here: too many other things to do
FAVORITE SOUND[S]? Gunfire. Stock Harley pipes. Certain sounds my wife makes
ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Iron Maiden
WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Hmmm... don't feel like digging up a map. Either Singapore or Hong Kong
DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Several: I'm a talented guy!
WHERE WERE YOU BORN? earth