Over at Marko's place, there's his latest "Monday Search Term Safari". At the end of this latest installment, he gives some advice: "And, seriously–stop looking for underage porn, Comcast user in Minneapolis".
This post is for that user.
First off: I hope you follow the advice. Barring that, keep yourself ON the net: offend offline in meatspace, and you'll get to have fun with my brothers.
Second: if you want to find the REALLY juicy stuff, hit this site: has everything you need and deserve...
Seriously though: just knock it off, and get yourself some help (or get society some help: a .357 and one round would be perfect).