So... heard a story a few years ago, about the origin of the term "Honeymoon". Seems that, in a more civilized time, there was a tradition for one of the parents to provide a newly wedded couple honey for a month's worth of meade. Hence, the term "honey-moon"...
Y'all might ask why I bring this up. Seems someone decided to pull a fast one.
Go here, then here.
AD and Babs: all joking aside, I wish y'all nothing but the best. And, should you decide to tie the knot, give me a year's warning (and a favorite fruit): I'll provide the meade*... ;)
*this is an honest offer: you get married, y'all get one carboy (five gallons) of my homebrew. Don't drink it all at once.