Girl comes in to get some work done. Complaining that the last shop put "ocean oil" in her car, because she can hear it "whooshing around".
Further complaint that the wheels are somehow connected to the engine: she presses the gas and the wheels turn, even when she puts it in reverse.
Shop owner was rolling, telling us about this. To be honest, I'm just flabbergasted that she can drive.
Stay classy, Wisconsin!
