31 July 2007

Shamelessly stolen...

From Babs:


According to experts, my personality type is :
World Leader
Ink Blot Personality TestOther people like me display these traits.
  • They like jelly filled doughnuts
  • They have webbed feet
  • They go commando
  • They like rap music
  • Take the Ink Blot Personality Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com


    But... I don't even LIKE rap! And ME, a world LEADER?!?!?!?

    30 July 2007

    Via Cranky Professor

    We find THIS marvelous misuse of technology.

    My big question is, what about the Pavlovian response? You know... girl finds a piece of music that works REALLY well. And then one day, driving down the road, that piece comes on the radio... and she suddenly has a wet seat. Most likely, while on the way to a job interview...

    You ladies all have fun with this...

    Perspectives: yall NEED to read this!

    Matt G, Ambulance Driver, and Babs RN have written a collaborative piece titled Perspectives. You get to follow a hypothetical case from the start (Matt as the Responding Officer), through the ride in the 'bolance (That'll be AD), and into the hospital (where Babs takes over).

    Read it... share it. And maybe, just maybe, folks will start to THINK before doing something stupid.

    PS: After you're done, read Babs' "For the Record". There's a lil' bit in there that REALLY resounds...

    "But that doesn't mean we don't feel. We just have to do it .....later. After all is said and done.

    Because if we ever stop feeling, it's time to get out.

    And just so you know, after dealing with the real "Bobby" from my part of the story, I needed to cry."

    Y'all will pardon me for just a moment: I know EXACTLY how Babs feels here. The children I deal with, it often rends the heart... and we can NOT show that in front of the kids. When you hear what Uncle Buck did to little Johnny, it makes you want to hurt Buck... which, if Johnny picks up on, can easily translate to "I made the bikers mad". So we stand there, stoicly, listening to the stories our kids tell us... and fume. We do our jobs, sometimes standing watch over a house in the wee hours, so that child will feel safe... and we ache inside. And, quite often, when we get home... we cry like lil' babies in need of a bottle...

    Babs... I feel for ya on this. Give your kids an extra squeeze, an remember you can only do so much...

    26 July 2007

    So I have a friend...

    Ok... I'll wait for everyone to stop laughing.

    So... one of my Supporters Seeking Membership (BACA hopeful) who's in the National Guard. He's also been having trouble finding a job outside the Guard. But he finally found THE position for him...

    Teaching in Africa.

    He's raving about the listed pay: something like $50K. More than he made in the sandbox during deployment. When I pointed out that he'd be getting shot at, without being able to shoot back, he listed out the procedure...

    "Nope! There's nowhere in the listing that says you can't have a weapon! I'm bringing money, and buying an AK and a sidearm! I figure I'll teach 'em english, and maybe take out a warlord or two! Set me up to get into Blackwater! 'Hey... you taughht english in Africa... how's that helpful?' 'well... I taught 'em english, and we worked small unit tactics for extra credit!'"

    My gawds... what a freak...

    In BACA news:

    They probably don't know about this corner of the intraw3bz, but I'd like to give everyone a chance to say "hi" to the newest BACA chapter: the Cenla Chapter, out of Alexandria LA. That makes for three in AD's neck of the woods...

    Stop my their site, and maybe tell 'em thanks for what they do. Feel free to tell 'em Strings from Maritime WI sent y'all!

    25 July 2007

    A bit o'linky love...

    Some of you may be familiar with the 213 Things Skippy's no Longer Allowed to do in the US Army. What you may NOT know, is that "Skippy" has a blog.

    Go check his stuff out: guy's a riot!

    20 July 2007

    heh, heh, heh...

    Some might not realize it, but i don't have a TV. Or, more correctly, don't have one hooked up to the outside world. So there are things I miss...

    Bitter posted this over at Bitch Girls, and I couldn't stop giggling. Enjoy!

    19 July 2007

    Wow... my first blog award!

    well... I'd like to thank the Squeaky Wheel Seeking Grease for giving me a blog schmooze award. Odd... I never thought of myself as all that schmoozy (or maybe she's just hot for me bod... heh, just about as likely)...

    Now, I'm supposed to nominate 5 other blogs who I feel draw me in. So I'm a-gonna take a lil' stroll through my daily, and see if I can't find some deserving souls to hit with this...

    Ok, I think I gots it.

    First up, Cranky Epistles: she manages to draw me in with snarky descriptions that paint vivid pictures in my mind. Absolute genius: were I going to take college courses, I'd want her as my advisor...

    Second choice: Medicmarch of Meat in the Seat. Snark, antics, and a really good attitude towords his own self-worth. If AD isn't available to work on me in an emergency, this guy is my second choice (ok... he's lower on the list than that. Obviously, I'd rather have Babs, ERMonkeygirl, and Nurse K. But if THEY weren't available either)...

    Third up, (and here I step away from snarky folks a bit), Football Fullback of The mind of Me. If you haven't read this young man's writing, do so: WOW! Of course, he's been corrupted from normal teenager idiocy by his mom, Babs. dude has a brain, and a Hell of a way with words...

    Fourth: Don Gwinn, the Armed Schoolteacher. Don't know 'bout y'all, but he just oozes schmooze: just look at that hat!

    My final pick (why only 5?), Matt G of Better and Better. He's just about as good as Law Dog at drawing you into his world, and making you want more...

    Granted, I tried to make sure I didn't pick folks that already had the award (which actually means most of my daily reads were automatically removed)...

    17 July 2007

    via Law Dog...

    ... who was surfing funny stuff instead of finishing the pink Gorilla story...

    We get this.

    I LOVE it!

    Tam said everyone was doing it...

    ... and it seemed harmless enough!

    Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

    Not NEARLY cool enough: needs more clothing choices (like a kilt, and a cycle jacket). But ok, overall...

    And yes, I would jump off the cliff, depending on which friends were jumping (there's a gaming story there)...

    16 July 2007

    While doing my normal reading

    So... Cranky Prof had this link up on her site, and I couldn't resist adding my two cents.

    Appearantly, a couple was so obsessed with video games that they completely neglected their two children (a boy age 22 months and a girl age 11 months). Kids were at the point of starvation, with numerous other problems.

    I'm not going to go through this for highlights: I'd get too pissed. But somebody please explain why this ambulatory incubator and her sperm donor should NOT be beaten to within an inch of their existance (I won't call what they have "lives")...

    Everybody likes a party

    Yeah, i know... y'all probably get tired of hearing about BACA. Don't like it, go somewhere else... :P


    Anybody near Rockaway Beach MO, give some thought to attending the Bikers and Babes at the Beach event. This is a big party, meant to raise awareness of BACA in the community. It's being held August 17th through the 19th. Sounds like a LOAD of fun (if finances allow, I'll be there).

    Anybody that does go: my brother Guru will be broadcasting live for the independant radio show BACA Nation: stop in, say hi, and tell 'im Strings sent ya!

    Some here may know him...

    The man who got me interested in blogging. I refer, of course, to the illustrious Law Dog.

    Now, I started reading Mr Dog for his wonderful stories. Unfortunately, he's let a LOT of people down... by never finishing this one. There are hundreds of people (if not thousands), eagerly awaiting the completion of this epic tale...

    So... I've got a suggestion. I know I've got at least 2 other bloggers reading this. Y'all post the link, and The Plan: we start posting to Mr Dog to "please, please, PURTY PLEASE finish the story. And we'll quit buggin' ya."

    Maybe, if he's made to understand just how many folks have been patiently waiting for this, he'll be able to work through his writer's block!

    (if that doesn't work, I've got a stuffed emu and a Bugs Bunny t-shirt that I'll have delivered to his sherrif)...

    14 July 2007

    Yet another Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

    And then there's this wonderful lil' story. Some highlights:


    "FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida (CNN) -- Francisco Rodriguez owes more than $10,000 in back child support payments in a paternity case involving a 15-year-old girl who, according to DNA results and the girl's mother, is not his daughter."

    Ok... lemmie get this straight. Dude is not the father, and knew nothing about the child for years (the child was 11 when he found out, if my math is correct). Yet he's still responsible for her support?

    "Yet the state of Florida is continuing to push him to pay $305 a month to support the girl, as well as the more than $10,000 already owed. He spent a night in jail because of his delinquent payments."

    For a child that's not his. A fact that's backed up by DNA testing and the mother's own testimony. And WHY is that evidence not good enough?

    "He missed the deadline to legally contest paternity. That's because, he says, the paperwork didn't reach him until after the deadline had passed."

    So... now there's a deadline for exculpatory evidence?

    Read the article. We have loads of actual deadbeat dads out there, but guys like this get targeted for fisting by the system.

    There's a reason I don't read the news more often...

    ... it's 'cause I would spend too much time pissed off.

    Caught this via Tole, and decided to do my part to spread it.

    I'm not a "major player" in the blogosphere: I'd say I'm a fairly minor point for people to come and laugh (usually at the silly biker in the kilt). So... I'm gonna ask all the rock-stars of the blog world (the one or two who read me) to maybe think of spreading this themselves.

    At the bottom of Ms Malkin's piece is a link to send well-wishes to this poor airman, and I think that flooding him with "Get Well Soon!" notes would do a lil' bit to ease his pain.

    Losses in the menagerie...

    This post over a Squeeky Wheel got me to thinking about some of the losses we've endured over the years...

    See, I grew up in a menagerie. When I left home, we had 12 cats, 2 dogs, three ferrets, and 2 morning doves. When Janet and I started a life together, it was three cats, 2 of the aforementioned ferrets, and the landlady's pets (ball python, rosey boa, and a great dane). So I've burried a few animals over the years. The last couple have been a bit hard...

    Our first personal losses were the ferrets. Little buggers only live so long (long enough to wrap your heart around their paw). Since marriage, I've burried 6 of the buggers (4, plus the current rafter panther, were adopted from a friend). Cats, I've dug graves for 2: Spoon's little Detroit (a tuxedo with white feet and tail tip: four on the floor and a tail light) and a lil' girl named Sucki (Sooki, short for Succubus: she lured you in with her charmes, then would try and eat you). There's also been an adopted bearded dragon (he was just old), and MY common boa (who's the reason I will NEVER cheap-out on an animal again. Transfered him to a new tank, and tried reusing the tank heater from his old one. STUPID!)...

    Over the years, I've discovered that I HATE digging graves. There are some other little bits I hate about the whole process though:
    - having a pet die at the vets, and having said vet IMMEDIATELY hand you the bill
    - the feeling (or sometimes, certain knowledge) that I could've prevented this
    - the actions of the other animals, trying to find the missing member of the family

    We're at 5 cats and a ferret now. No more ratfter panthers after this one goes (although he's been INCREDIBLY long-lived). And I want to keep the cats to 2 from now on. And the next time I buy a pet OTHER than those, will be a frelling cappuchin: I want a pet that will at LEAST come close to living as long as I do (besides, I could take a 'puch to Faire with me)...

    Found at ERMonkeygirl

    Cruising my daily after watching Season 2 of Venture Brothers (which is more twisted than Season 1), and I find this over at ERMonkeygirl:

    Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

    "So, you're a cannibal."


    Actually, I fully expect to cash in at the hands of a perp, trying to shield one of our kids. And really, only expect to be remembered by a rectangular patch saying "Strings: 1972-20??". So this one comes as a supprise...

    13 July 2007

    Hee hee hee...

    Bitter over at Bitch Girls had someone hotlink a pic to use as a background on Myspace. Bitter, being Bitter, decided on some revenge. This is PRICELESS

    12 July 2007

    Via ERMonkeygirl...

    ... we get this gem. Some choice bits:

    "LONDON (AP) - Oscar Pistorius believes he has the talent to compete against the best Olympic-level runners in the world.

    Pistorius, a double-amputee who races on carbon fiber blades attached below his knees, will get his chance this weekend when he runs in a world-class able-bodied race for the first time."

    Stop and think about this: he's a double amputee, with prosthetyics instead of lower legs. And he's running against Olympic level athletes. My only question is, how does he move so fast with such large brass cojones?

    "He began running four years ago to treat a rugby injury, and nine months later won the 200 meters at the Paralympic Games in Athens, Greece."

    To add to the size of da balls here, the man was playing rugby. Without lower legs.

    "His personal best in the 400 is 46.56 seconds and he hopes to race under 46 on Sunday. In five years from now, Pistorius wants to be running sub-45.

    Wariner has the fastest 400 time this year of 44.02 seconds, and Steffenson's best time in 2007 is 45.07. Michael Johnson holds the world record of 43.18."

    And the dude is only 4 seconds behind the world record for the quarter mile. DAYUM! (My best was 51.somethingerother, as a split during a mile relay)

    Now, there's some debate as to wether the "blades" he runs on give him an "unfair advantage". To which he replies:

    ""If they ever could find evidence, then I would stop running. It's not something I would want to compete at if I knew I had an unfair advantage."

    Wow. Just... wow...

    Oh. My. Gawds!

    Just caught this guy via AD, and had to add to the blogroll...

    I gotta warn y'all though: put ANY beverages away before reading. And, if you're at ALL thin skinned, wear some good leathers!

    10 July 2007

    Pregnancy Tests

    Heh... this post over on Crass Pollination reminded me of my first girlfriend...

    See, she was always late. And usually only a couple days (we're talking less than a week). But she was late (by her figures), and therefor, worried that she may be pregnant.

    It wasn't an every month thing, but damn close. Especially if we were having problems in our relationship (which was quite often: I SHOULD have gotten out after the first six months. I stayed for two years).

    So, every couple of months, I'd get The Call: "OH GOD, I'M LATE AND I THINK I'M PREGNANT!". At which point, yours truly would run to the drug store, pick up a preggers test, and head out to her home... to find out that, yet again, there was no actual crisis. Finally came to a head one day, when I was getting ready to drive to the other side of the state (picking up my best friend at college)...

    The Call comes in again. This time though, I'm jaded: "Ok... I'll drop a test off with you at school, and you can tell me the results when I get back".

    She was less than happy with this plan of action. The only thing I'm sure she DIDN'T call me was a white gentleman...

    I stuck to my guns, dropping off a test for her before she left for home. Had a fun lil' arguement in the parking lot about my cavalier attitude. I think my response kinda shook her a bit: "You've been late almost every month we've been together. Take the test, and we'll deal if it's positive. Until such time, do NOT expect me to get all worked up because you can't actually figure out your cycle!".

    Oddly enough, I didn't get a kiss goodbye after that show of concern...

    The punchline? When i got home that night, I called her. The only thing she had to say? "Negative"...

    08 July 2007

    07/07/07

    Well... took Spoon out for her birthday: she wanted to see Transformers. She's been saying all night "it was more than met the eye"...

    Not a bad flick: the CGI was, of course, awesome. The plot wasn't too shaby, and the acting didn't make me want to strangle anyone (meaning it was better than most of the movies we've seen lately)...

    Stopped at Bitchin' Kitchen afterwards, to visit one of the roomies at work. Went to leave, and found out the battery on the 'Wing was dead (one of the terminals actually broke off). There goes another $40 for a new battery (gawds, but I can't WAIT to replace that POS)...

    But hey: Spoon had fun for her birthday. That's the important thing, right?

    07 July 2007

    Another Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

    Bedlamite sent me this link.

    What precisely the FUCK is wrong with our society, that teenagers would even THINK of doing something like this?

    I remember being that age. Yeah, we raised a little Hell, occassionally putting a brick under it for good measure. But gang raping a woman, and forcing her son to take part, just goes beyond the pale...

    Some may disagree, but this is a case where the death penalty needs to be used. Not for retribution, but for society's sake. You don't pet a rabid dog, you don't attempt to rehabilitate it: you shoot it, ending it's misery and protecting the public at large...

    Cthulu loves the lil' child-ren

    So... caught this over at Cranky Epistles...

    Personally, I have yet to see any movie that could capture the horror that HP Lovecraft created. And the reason's simple: he left most of the monster in your imagination, something Hollyweird hasn't figured out yet...

    I was in Balboa Naval Hospital, when I read the scariest thing ever. It was a simple short, with two characters (we'll call 'em "A" and "B"). "A" knows all about the Great Evil in the abandoned cemetery, and "B" is sort of a tag-along...

    The greater portion of the story dwells on the state of the cemetery: how overgrown, how nobody has been there in ages. Our heroes pry open on of the slabs, revealing a staircase heading into the Stygian depths, and "A" valiantly sallies forth to slay the evil (spooling out a phone line behind him, to give "B" updates)...

    After awhile, "A" starts telling "B" to run and save himself... slam the slab and run... run and save yourself... culminating with a final shouted "RUN!", followed by silence.

    "B" tries frantically to raise "A", but is interrupted by a new voice. A voice telling him "You fool: A is dead.".


    I read that story, finishing it around 1am. Went out to the ward desk, started to sign myself out for a smoke, and got to thinking:

    -A is down the hole.
    -B is up top.
    -No other characters.
    -Who the HELL is telling B that A is dead?

    I didn't sleep the rest of the night.

    Lovecraft never described the monster, or what happened to A: he gave a loving description of the setting, but let your imagination run for the monster. his usual descriptions went something like this:

    "Mortal minds shudder away from such Things, as we are not meant to dwell on their existence. Doing so is to court madness, and worse than madness"

    NOT something that Hollyweird seems capable of figuring out...

    06 July 2007

    Ok, new ship's rule!

    So... I head over to Sitemeter while i wait for my oxy to kick in (and distract me from my toothache), and notice something: I've been visited by folks from India, Zambia, Norway, Australia, and other foreign parts...

    So we have a new rule aboard the HMS Privateer: if you're from out of the US, please make a comment on whatever post you're reading. Just to let me know who some of my 20 something readers are...

    AD: you don't need to make comments. And Skip, you're not allowed...

    Gotta love me girls...



    Couple weeks back, we went down to IL to visit Squeeker: she had just had surgery (first step in reconstructing her trachea), and we thought she would appreciate getting a bit of a lift. So Ray joined Spoon and I for the run down...

    As expected, some silliness insued. Was unable to get the best pic of Squeeker and Ray, but got a fair shot of Spoon. So, for your viewing pleasure, the girls running through a sprinkler!




    I really can NOT take the girls anywhere, without something silly being started...

    Some people need to learn the hard way...



    For those of you who don't know the MC (motorcycle club) world, the folks working on becoming a member are sometimes called "prospects". And, like would-be frat boys, they get a bit of hazing. The difference being, the frat only does it for a short period: most MCs run roughly a one-year probationary period. And have the poor saps do just as many stupid human tricks...

    So anyway... BACA, as a rule, does NOT have "prospects", "probes", or whatnot: we have "Supporters Seeking Membership". And we don't (as a rule) make them do stupid human tricks to amuse us/show "how bad they want it". They prove themselves (during a minimum one year period) by being there for the kids. This does NOT, how-some-ever, keep individual SSMs from making fools of themselves...

    Case in point: one man named "Tinker". He was given his name because he really isn't happy unless he's, well, tinkering with something (this summer, it's been engines). No big deal here, right?

    Well... we have a case that consists of four young ladies. The older of the two (Slugger and Noisy) have taken to calling "Tinker", "Tinkerbell". To make matters worse, they found a Tinkerbell shirt, and a pair of sweatpants with "TINK" printed across the fourth point of contact...

    These pictures were the result. Yes, that IS a tiara on the boy's head. And he did this all on his own...

    They think of everything...

    Some may not know this, but Ray is my VP in the Maritime WI Chapter of BACA. Today, she was looking for info on getting our Chapter liability insurance (for future events), and ran across the American Family website. While there, she found something interesting (not to mention just a tad disturbing), and wrote about it here...

    Now, I'm the roomie she mentions suggesting this was a "CYA thing". And honestly, that's the ONLY reason I can see for offering this: to make money off those trying to cover their exposed behinds. To me, this is just a sad commentary on America Today...

    Politics

    Ok... I usually stay away from politics here. Reason is, I've had my fill of 'em. I'm an activist here in Wisconsin for gun owner rights, and some of the stuff I've seen has frankly turned my stomach...

    All that said: I ran across this, and thought i should post about it. Now, I'm not really sure about all the ins and outs of the referendum process here in Cheeseland. But whatever help this could be is worth it. We've come within spitting distance of getting CCW here twice, and each time political pressure from our Goobernor blocked us.

    So pass the word on. Maybe, if we get enough momentum, we can make IL the ONLY state that doesn't allow some form of armed self defense...

    04 July 2007

    And a happy Independence Day!

    Well... I hope everyone had a wonderful (and safe) Independence Day, spent with those close to you!

    I got to spend mine with a case: today was the anniversary of the day one of our kids was assualted by her ex stepfather. So a few of us spent the day making sure she knew we were there, and wouldn't let anything happen to her...

    Some people don't understand our mission: we're not vigilantes, hunting down predators. We're not security guards, following our kids around. We're lay therapists, helping our kids learn to not be afraid, to stand up for themselves in this world we live in. Today, we took another step in that direction with this girl...

    But good gawds: can one of these PLEASE not invlolve being at someone's home for over 12 hours straight?

    Heh

    Via Dragonwatch:

    How smart are you?

    Heh, heh, heh...

    03 July 2007

    On this grand day

    Caught this post over at Hammer's blog. He says it FAR better than I can, so y'all go there and give him a read...

    there are times...

    Sometimes, you just want to quit.

    In the last few weeks, I've

    1) found out that someone I considered a sister has been backstabbing me

    2) completely lost a member of my BACA Chapter

    3) had to deal with multiple organizational issues within the Chapter

    4) had a tooth go psycho on me, causing me to pop "happy pills"

    5) had my bike develop multiple issues, all pretty much at once

    Now, I'm well aware that the gods don't test us beyond our abilities. But I'm REALLY beginning to wish they didn't have so much confidence in me.

    One bright spot: we had follow-up visits this past weekend. Little girls giggling behind you as you give them a ride around the neighborhood on your scoot makes the world a brighter place...